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Re: Jews and Koreans

..♡...♥ — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 18:41:59 -0000

not lost tribes of Israel more like descendants of Joktan
West Hebrews=Israel
East Hebrews=Korea

Re: Tucks Medicated Pads are crap!

Alan Klein — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:49:21 -0000

Who said anything (and I mean anything) about vaginas? I certainly didn't...

Re: Tucks Medicated Pads are crap!

guest — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 20:17:37 -0000

Not supposed to be put in a vagina....contrary to popular skeevey porn, there are very few things that should be put INTO a vagina. The perineum is the space between the 2 holes. They should be rested gently in that area, not put inside!!!! Good lord I can see some ditzy blonde (this from one ditzy blonde to another) reading this thread, shoving a couple tucks in her vagina and then visiting the gyno because she is having some kinda major infection!

Re: Tucks Medicated Pads are crap!

guest — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 20:08:22 -0000

For a cheap and easy "at home" way to solve both your problems, I buy and keep a box of Huggies brand baby wipes (why pay the extra for Huggies brand you ask? Because I like their brand....after 3 kids, 2 grandkids and my own desire to be uber clean down there, I've found them to be the best) I take out several of the wipes and let them dry out. They will still keep their moisturizers in the wipe and when rehydrated they will help. Then I keep a bottle of cheap witch hazel by the box of wipes. First step, wipe with toilet paper, step 2, wipe with a Huggies wet wipe to get off the "excess" left over from the TP, step 3, tear one of the dried wipes in two pieces and put 1 back with your stash of dried wipes. Take the other wipe and fold it up into a small square and make it damp from the witch hazel. Unfold until it's just about the size of a playing card. "tuck" it into your, for lack of other words, crack against your hemorrhoid and let it marinate for about an hour before discarding it. Now, for the "on the go" you'll either need to prep them and keep them in a zip lock baggy (for a girl with a purse, no problem at all, for a guy probably a little more cumbersome) or just go buy the dang pre-packaged one's!

Re: Old Jokes. New Post: The Borscht Belt

Jeftravis — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 12:18:31 -0000

"Crude modern day schmucks"? Like who? These old jokes are "old" for a reason. They were cliched, crude in their own way, and generic examples of humor. And there were comics using what you call "crude" humor at the same time these cornball comedians were performing. Bruce started in the 50's, Pryor and many others in the 60's. Learn your history. There's basically very little if anything pertinent, relevant, or insightful quality to these jokes. Where's the social/political content? Where's the sense of having to actually think to get the joke? Lenny Bruce was bashing the likes of Henny Youngman in his time; and rightfully so. It's lame, insulting to women as much in its own way as most any current comedian, and trite.

Re: Old Jokes. New Post: The Borscht Belt

Elmo — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 16:09:02 -0000

I'm not a Jew but I still love those old jokes. And it's terrific that you don't have to put up with some jerk cursing and swearing and with a boulder on his shoulder. Those old Borscht Belt comics put the crude modern day schmucks to shame.

Re: Kimchi for thought: Koreans are just like Jews…

Brian — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 11:06:16 -0000

Hmm what would a Korean American kid know? Obviously he was an outcast among Koreans who spoke both languages fluently while he hanged out mostly with white people.

Re: Tucks Medicated Pads are crap!

Doggydoc — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 14:10:31 -0000

Then don't buy the frigging product and get a life.

Re: Tucks Medicated Pads are crap!

geeeeez — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 14:45:02 -0000

Finger slippage....?...lol

Re: All-ergies; Everything to Sneeze At!

itil v3 — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 07:30:58 -0000

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Re: Tucks Medicated Pads are crap!

peitr — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 19:37:04 -0000

Baby, tucks aren't for wiping, they are obviously too small.

Re: Tucks Medicated Pads are crap!

h miracle — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 19:08:11 -0000

It pays to know what you're buying..and seems that natural methods are always safe and effective not to mention a lot cheaper.

Re: Tucks Medicated Pads are crap!

Walterramjet — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 20:05:26 -0000

OMG! way too much info LOL

Re: It could be worse…

rjeka hotels — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:20:14 -0000

great article thanx. ...,

Re: Walmart Hates Jews

Wildtamtam — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 09:48:31 -0000

i thought wallmart was antisemetic. so i googled it. im so glad i did. first i went to buy chanuka candles one year. all the xmas crap they had and onley one small shelf 3x4ft if that was all they had. no candles just happy holliday banners and 1 happy chanuka banner. then my girlfriend was looking for a jewish star for me and noticed they had plenty of croses so she asked if there were any jewish stars. the woman replied "we dont sell those here!" i had no idea wallmart sold nazi shit and jewish stars were so offensive to them. we already know wallmart hates gays so i guess this lesbian jew needs to shop somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Tucks Medicated Pads are crap!

doowopman50 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:47:56 -0000

concerning the plastic carrying case. i had two of them and just lost my last one. i called tucks to see if you could still get them. no luck,it was a one time promo but the person i spoke to put it on a wish list that they have from people calling into them. maybe if enough people call in requesting them they'll make them again. it really comes in handy. also you might want to try the equate brand of pads at wallmart. ther'er the same and cheaper. other than the price i can't tell any difference between the equate brand and tucks. i'd also like to know where i can get a small on the go (travel case) for the pads other than waiting for tucks to make them again.

Re: Tucks Medicated Pads are crap!

greenrose — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:11:28 -0000

I use Tucks and like the small size because of the ease of carrying. In fact many years ago they gave away as a free bonus a small plastic carrying case which comes in handy. I still have one but would love to find another. Do you or anyone you have been in contact with have one. I would like to buy it. No I'm not Jewish but an excessively clean Italian.

Re: Jews and Koreans

jae0310 — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 10:43:04 -0000

I'm a korean violinist and I have admired jewish people ever since I was a kid. Jewish people have contributed so much beauty to this world. My BIG all time favorite jew is Jascha Heifetz. I feel korean and jewish temperament is very similar. Whenever I hear jewish musicians play I feel right at "home".

Re: Can’t kvetch without you

honoraryjew — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:41:35 -0000

it's a few years ago, buuuuut:

http://articles.latimes.com/20...

it's in the water!

Re: Disgusting Words We Hate

lauren — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:54:05 -0000

sweaty pimple crotch....by far.

Re: Tucks Medicated Pads are crap!

Alan Klein — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:31:01 -0000

I like the way you think! I LOVE Cottonelle wipes. Great product and hard to beat for coverage size (no finger slippage there!), just the right amount of moistness (I hate the word moist) and its cottony gentle feel. In fact, I just purchased Scott's moist (yuck) wipes and they really are inferior to the Cadillac of moist wipes, Contonelle!

Also, thanks for the oh-so-detailed look at how to correctly use those wet little buggers we like to call Tucks!

Re: Tucks Medicated Pads are crap!

momsiejs — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:29:02 -0000

Mr Klein, please allow me the opportunity to share some information here that may help. Tucks were not originally designed as a perineal/anal cleansing pad. They are an astringent pad designed to be "tucked" against tender external hemorrhoids and are often used by women after childbirth (NEVER inserted vaginally), but again, "tucked" against a bruised, torn or stitched perineum and left in place for an hour or so. The astringent allows a soothing (and very slight vasoconstrictive effect), to help shrink swelling associated with both hemorrhoids and/or with perineal trauma. They are kept small to avoid bulk/pressure against those tender areas. They can be used as wipes after urinating or bowel movements--but at your own risk of "finger slippage", I guess! I too would suggest the use of Cottonelle wipes for this purpose -thickest and biggest wipes out there, with the bonus of flushability, and breaks down to decrease impact on the environment. One thing I DO agree with you on, however. Pfizer charges WAY too much for their brand name---these can be purchased as generic "Witch Hazel" pads that are far less expensive! Hope this helps! signed--love Jews (and well-informed healthcare!)

Re: Jews on a Plane

Alan Klein — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:43:44 -0000

Kent all is forgiven! You are nothing less than a mensch!

Re: Jews on a Plane

Kent Victor Schuelke — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:31:01 -0000

Hahahahahaahaha...Yes, I knew the term "Jew me out of..." was not a polite term, nor one I would say publicly where someone would misunderstand and think that I meant it. The show "Family Guy" had its protagonist Peter attending a Temple and trying to pass as a Hasidic Jew and he makes the remark, "I tried to 'us' them down..." So, since "Family Guy" got away with the joke, I thought I'd see if it would pass muster on obsessivejew.com. But for the record, no one should ever use this phrase. My gentile mother used to say this phrase, and not ironically as I used it. But this white old lady from Iowa now has Jewish women friends (with whom she plays Bridge) and she no longer utters anti-Semitic remarks!

Re: Jews on a Plane

Alan Klein — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:59:25 -0000

Oy. Dear sweet Kent.

We don't use the term "Jew me out of..." any more. However, I posted your comment to make that point and to drive it home for our readers.

Plus, now I have a reason to not include you in any of the film's profits. (Notice I DID NOT say, "...now I have a reason to 'Jew you out of' any of the film's profits.")